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Funny Pregnancy Card – “No Unsolicited Pregnancy Advice” New Mom or Dad Card

Funny Pregnancy Card – “No Unsolicited Pregnancy Advice” New Mom or Dad Card

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Pregnancy is magical... until the advice rolls in. Give the expecting parents a good laugh with this cheeky card that says what everyone's thinking: “No unsolicited pregnancy advice, please.”

Perfect for baby showers, new moms, new dads, or anyone who could use a break from all the “well-meaning” tips.

Details:

  • A2 size folded card (4.25" x 5.5")

  • Printed on 130lb smooth white cardstock

  • Paired with an A2 brown kraft envelope (4.375" x 5.75")

  • Blank inside so you can write your own perfectly solicited message

A lighthearted way to celebrate the new chapter—without the lectures.

 

We don’t accept returns or exchanges at this time, but we want you to love your order! If anything arrives damaged or something isn’t quite right, please reach out within 7 days of delivery — we’re happy to help make it right.

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perfect condition
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Very appropriate card for my friend who wants “humorous” post mastectomy cards…

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Second time buying; love these cards! Hope they bring a smile to my friend during her rough time!

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