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Funny Pregnancy Card – “No Unsolicited Pregnancy Advice” New Mom or Dad Card

Funny Pregnancy Card – “No Unsolicited Pregnancy Advice” New Mom or Dad Card

$6.00 USD
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Pregnancy is magical... until the advice rolls in. Give the expecting parents a good laugh with this cheeky card that says what everyone's thinking: “No unsolicited pregnancy advice, please.”

Perfect for baby showers, new moms, new dads, or anyone who could use a break from all the “well-meaning” tips.

Details:

  • A2 size folded card (4.25" x 5.5")

  • Printed on 130lb smooth white cardstock

  • Paired with an A2 brown kraft envelope (4.375" x 5.75")

  • Blank inside so you can write your own perfectly solicited message

A lighthearted way to celebrate the new chapter—without the lectures.

 

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