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Five Dot Post

Funny Birthday Card – Sorry I Can’t Celebrate in Person

Funny Birthday Card – Sorry I Can’t Celebrate in Person

$6.00 USD
$6.00 USD $6.00 USD
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A funny birthday card for the friend you wish you could celebrate in person. Featuring handwritten-style pink lettering and a little hand-drawn birthday cake, it’s a fun way to send some birthday love when you can’t be there to celebrate together.

Details:

  • A2 size folded card (4.25" x 5.5")

  • Printed on 120lb smooth white cardstock

  • Paired with an A2 brown kraft envelope (4.375" x 5.75")

  • Blank inside for your personal message

Shipping & Returns

We don’t accept returns or exchanges at this time, but we want you to love your order! If anything arrives damaged or something isn’t quite right, please reach out within 7 days of delivery — we’re happy to help make it right.

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