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Funny Colon Cancer Get Well Card – 99 Problems But a Colon Ain’t One, Recovery & Survivor Humor

Funny Colon Cancer Get Well Card – 99 Problems But a Colon Ain’t One, Recovery & Survivor Humor

$6.00 USD
$6.00 USD $6.00 USD
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Make them laugh through recovery with this funny colon cancer card. Featuring the front message: “99 Problems But a Colon Ain’t One”, this cheeky card is perfect for lightening the mood after surgery, treatment, or during recovery. Sometimes the best medicine really is laughter.

  • A2 sized folded card (4 1/4" x 5 1/2")

  • Printed on premium 130lb smooth white card stock

  • Includes kraft brown square flap envelope (4 3/8" x 5 3/4")

  • Blank inside so you can add your own funny or heartfelt note

  • Ships quickly with 1–2 day processing

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